Splenda-Worthy?

Do you prefer Splenda to Sweet 'N Low and Equal? If so, you may want to start hoarding your Splenda now, since there's about to be a shortage. As reported by the Associated Press, Tate & Lyle PLC, the world's only manufacturer of sucralose, the key ingredient in the no-calorie sweetener, is having trouble keeping up with demand.

In reality, though, it looks like this shortage should only impact corporations that make food products that rely on sucralose, like Coca-Cola's newest drink, C2. So what I meant to say is: start hoarding your C2 now.