• 08Feb

    werewolf.gifSo you used our Trick Your Way into Her Panties Veal recipe on the hot chick in the cube next to you and found success. It’s the next morning and there are still no restraining orders or harassment charges, and all it took to keep her at your place for the night was the threat of roaming neighborhood mutant werewolf zombies.
    Well baby, that can all change in the space of an outraged face slap if you don’t finish the deal with some help from our Pretend Like You’ve Got Culture Omelet
    This omelet says baby, I’ve got style and class. I buy you chocolates on the appropriate holidays and enjoy watching ice skating on TV. It says I’m in touch with my spicy ethnic roots even though my ancestors are from Latvia. It says, please don

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