You’re used to sticking them in your mouth, now put them around your neck. Yep, I’m talking about cutlery jewelry. You’ve seen them at all the cheesy middle-school-art-teacher boutiques…and on late 90’s alternative singers. And hippies. But now humans can have them too. This means the next time you’re stuck with a huge plate of fois gras, truffles, and caviar without a spoon, you know where to reach.

Or, if braceletes are more your thing, http://spoonman.com/nbr413e.htm

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