I never thought I had much in common with Lindsay Lohan.
She’s a young Hollywood starlet and pop star, better known for her hard-partying, relapses into rehab, ever-changing breast size, spectacular rise and fall, and for showing her birth canal to pretty much every actor, athlete and paprazzi in California. I’m more of a brokedown former disc jockey and comedian who couldn’t wait to sell out to Corporate America for a stable paycheck. As far as I know, she’s done more drugs than a Rick James’ groupie, and the hardest thing I’ve smoked is turkey. But her song “Me vs. The World” from the Freaky Friday soundtrack speaks to me. Well, it doesn’t technically speak because I’ve never heard it, and couldn’t pick it out in a police lineup. I just found the lyrics online, and thought “I had no idea I could relate to young Lindsay’s plight.”
See, “The World” in my case is Reese’s. The loveable brand from our friendly neighbors to the North, Hershey (if not the best corporate citizens), has finally released a limited edition Elvis tribute Reese’s Cup – Peanut Butter and Banana Creme. One of his favorite treats was fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. As I have resolved to eat healthier and exercise more, and been doing a fine job of it, these little chocolatey bastards could be my undoing. As a kid, my mom preferred that I ate peanut butter and banana sandwiches, getting at least some vitamins and potassium from the banana slices, benefits absent in most jellies. When mom found these new Elvis cups, she thought it would be nice reminder of my childhood. They’re not bad, either, as I was afraid the banana would be too artificial, too overpowering. But the banana flavor is just enough to complement the traditional chocolate/peanut butter balance of a Reese’s. One of the few “Limited Editions” that I like.
Plus, this has a picture of Elvis on the package. And it’s not like that cop-out Young Elvis versus Old Elvis stamp debacle, either. You can find these with Young Athletic Elvis, Hawaiian Shirt Elvis, and, my favorite, Old Elvis. It’s clearly Fat Elvis in all his early 1970s Vegas coked-out jumpsuit glory, maybe not quite as bloated and rambling, but it’s clear he’s baked… much like Mlle. Lohan.
This limited edition run is hitting stores throughout the region now. Dollar General Stores seem to be a reliable place to find them, though they seem to be allergic to putting a store within the Beltway. If you see them, please share in the comments. Let others find their inner Elvis. Hopefully, Mojo Nixon’s vision of Elvis being everywhere can be realized.
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Elvis Reese’s Cups get 18 Whammies!, one for each of The King’s U.S. number one hits on the pop singles chart.
Thanks to The Junk Food Blog and Candyblog.
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