You knew someone was going to do it- Here it is, the Alton Brown ‘Good Eats’ Drinking Game.
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Talke one drink if

• Alton appears in a location outside of Georgia.
  
• Alton says, “I’m not a nutritional anthropologist” or something close to that.
  Take two drinks if:
  
• You can see the David dress-up magnet on the refrigerator.
  
• Alton mentions he likes to grind herbs/spices in a coffee grinder.
  
• Alton appears as Roman (solder/emperor/whatever).