Howaboutwe.com has a contest about breaking dating rules. Here is my submission regarding ways to break rule #1:

Don’t touch your food – it’ll look like you were raised in a pigsty.

I have also submitted an article for rule #2:

Don’t worry about money – you don’t want to look cheap.

I’m skipping rule #3:

Don’t compete with your date – you’ll seem too aggressive).

-JAY

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