Ode to eight Ikea Swedish meatballs sitting on a well-priced-yet-trendy-looking tray

Oh savory balls of meat from Ikea

I’d climb metric shelving-units to see ya
And fight the whole Swedish Navy
To reach your lingonberries and gravy
and the cinnamon buns of your cafeter-ia.

IKEA College Park | 10100 Baltimore Ave College Park, MD 20740 | $5.80/serving

-ZAF