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04May
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20Apr
Clearly, the problem with America’s growing waistline was that the government’s guidelines were just too simple. Where’s the fun in that? In an effort to combat this thoughtcrime, Chef Big Brother presents the ominous-sounding Food Guidance System. And it turns out vertical is the new horizontal. And while our forebearers had to make do with a mere single pyramid, citizens can now choose between… twelve?
Confused yet? I didn’t even mention the colors and the symbols. We live in interesting times. Read some overviews at the Washington Post, or CBS. Or, if you are feeling brave, let the USDA take you inside the pyramid…
At this time, there has been no comment from the Puppet Formerly Known as Cookie Monster. -
18Apr
Countdown: amg and zaf are one week away from going all ‘roving reporter’ on you.
Starting next Monday the restaurant-review-writing staff at FUD will be decreased by two. Instead, you will find new descriptions of deadly food poisoning in Thailand, Japan, Australia, Vietnam, Malaysia, and Cambodia, and other wild crazy places where they don -
15Apr
As part of a new ‘Healthy Habits for life‘ push of Sesame Street, Cookie Monster will be giving up his chocolate chip habit in favor of advocating vegetables. No, I swear to god I’m not joking. When I stumbled onto this tidbit from the Courtney Knapp blog I assumed it was a prank.
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06Apr
Aah, Hawaii. This DCFuder just returned from Oahu and she can still picture the azure waves… The gently swaying palm trees… The amazing numbers of Japanese tourists! And there wasn’t an obese one among them. I was so boggled by this lack of body fat that I consumed record amounts of Japanese food while I was in Hawaii just to see what the deal was and wanted to continue eating it FOREVER once I returned home.
Thus inspired, I signed up for the Japanese Sushi class through Arlington’s Continuing Education program. On two consecutive Tuesdays, I huddled in the kitchen classroom at the Clarendon Education Center with a dozen other students. It’s a simple kitchen, but outfitted with all the essential equipment and a long table for the group to sit around. Mary Moore, youthful beyond her years and soon to be a great grandmother, led us through the basics of making sushi, Japanese dining etiquette and shopping. She is of Taiwanese descent, married an American serviceman and learned about Japanese food and culture during Japan’s occupation of Taiwan. Now she teaches people how to make sushi and is a Tupperware consultant (Fate is a funny thing, huh?).
The first Tuesday was devoted to the introduction of ingredients, how to make rice and making our own maki sushi (sushi rolls). She guided us through ingredients (types and brands of rice, vinegar, nori, etc.), how to choose fresh fish, and how to find everything at the grocery store. She was excellent about circulating around the room, giving pointers and answering questions as she went. One caveat: She loves chatting so much that sometimes things got left on the back burner, literally. Luckily some of my classmates were sharp enough to save our sushi seasoning and shepherd the rice to its happy, fluffy conclusion without many hitches. From there we learned the basic techniques of spreading the rice on our nori (the seaweed wrapper), filling it with ingredients, rolling everything up and slicing the roll into correctly proportioned pieces. I made one batch of classic vegetable rolls and one batch of simple tuna rolls, but I could have made more. When you receive your prep list for class and it says to bring a container for leftovers — bring a big one! There were plenty of ingredients to go around and lots of rolls to be made.
But, the second class was where the real fun happened. Don’t miss this class. There were noticeably fewer people in attendance for this class, which meant more sushi for everyone! Don’t be the lazy one that skips this class and misses out on the really good stuff. Everyone pitched in to prep ingredients and we started off with California rolls, which are messy but fun. Then we progressed to nigiri (tuna, salmon, eel, egg, imitation crab, mackerel, shrimp) and tamaki (hand rolls). I made my tamaki with the spicy tuna mixture Mary whipped up and thought I made it look like a spicy tuna ice cream cone, but I can -
01Apr
Chicken magnate Frank Perdue has gone to that great concentrated feedlot operation in the sky. The first person to sell brand-name chicken, Frank was part of a strange phenomenon in American culture until his retirement in 1991: The old man as innocuous corporate mascot.
Right alongside the Brooke Shieldses and Cindy Crawfords and Fabios of yesteryear stood the geezer-barons of food commerce: Perdue, Orville Redenbacher, Dave Thomas of Wendy’s and the Bartyles and James wine cooler guys. Sure, they represented big, evil corporations that sold chemically-processed tripe we wouldn’t get near if we had any idea how it was made (except maybe for the popcorn) but they did it in such an amiable, doddering way that one had to fight off the urge to buy the product simply to humor them.
But alas, the food spokesmen of today are a different breed entirely: The Arby’s oven mitt and the annoying Quizno’s baby show a culture now obsessed with condescending to youth instead of condescending to the elderly. Where did we go astray? -
30Mar
To all you hundereds of folks getting here by searching for the string ‘Freaky Rhino’ on MSN, you’ve hit the wrong spot. Perhaps you wanted this site.
The only thing we can do with a freaky rhino here is cook it in a cream sause. -
29Mar
Humans are hierarchical animals. Get on a crowded elevator and wonder who you could take. Judge an entire corporate board meeting in terms of who has the coolest hair.
Well far be it from FUD to go against Human Nature. For the next two weeks, we will be presenting the first ever
DCFUD Grades DC
We shall classify, pigeonhole, grade, rank, and rate this city till it can’t be rated no more. But we cannot be supercilious alone. We need you to submit your nominations in the comments below or to dcfud.writers@gmail.com. Have another category to suggest? Suggest it.
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23Mar
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16Mar
At the hippest DJ night in town, of course.
Bluestate is back for time #3.
If anyone wants to get there early and eat dinner at Cafe Saint Ex, we’d love a report.
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